yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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