Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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