...so i touched it.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My vagina just recognized that song.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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