i just had sex bonerless
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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