he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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