I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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