You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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