This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
