I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
