Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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