your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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