Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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