Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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