Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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