She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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