is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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