I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
