she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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