Do you still have your period?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
4 words: hood of his car
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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