Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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