im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Less talking, more tequila
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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