so explain again why im purple
no
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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