it hurts more in the daytime
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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