i jhust puked up my retainher.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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