If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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