so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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