I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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