Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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