Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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