just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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