My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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