Do you still have your period?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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