I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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