i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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