For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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