it wasn't lemon gatorade
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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