I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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