its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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