I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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