You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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