Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
sarcasm needs its own font
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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