I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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