if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I wish i was in the wii world.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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