My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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