I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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