HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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