things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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