she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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