On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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