found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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