if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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