didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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