I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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