Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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